I diligently checked for tragedy and sexual violence tags, thought to myself "Maybe this will be one that's fucked in a fun way, I wonder what it's deal is..." and had my question answered so immediately it may as well have been accompanied by an orchestral sting.
Sigh. Well, at least it respects our time.
Cuck Shit: Shovelware of the Erotica/Psychological Venn overlap.