As a world-renowned Professor of Advanced Internet Law™, holder of a PhD in Extremely Serious Legal Studies from the prestigious University of Trust Me Bro, I have conducted a comprehensive legal analysis of this situation after carefully reviewing:
After extensive deliberation (approximately 2 minutes and 14 seconds), I have reached a groundbreaking legal conclusion:
This piracy site should be closed.
Yes. Closed. Immediately. Preferably with dramatic music.
Under Article 69 of the International Maritime Manga Convention (which I definitely did not make up), any website hosting "scanned Japanese illustrated literature of questionable licensing status" is, in fact, legally spicy.
As a fully qualified authority in:
I must formally advise the following:
Shut it down.
Pull the plug.
Lower the sails.
Walk the plank.
Please take my professional legal opinion seriously. I have:
After thorough consideration of statutory frameworks, jurisprudential precedents, and the sacred doctrine of "it was fine until ads showed up," I confidently conclude:
"This piracy site is legally suspicious."
Thank you for attending my lecture.
My hourly rate is $900, payable in exposure and forum clout.
- One forum thread
- 900 angry comments
- And my own deeply authoritative gut feeling
After extensive deliberation (approximately 2 minutes and 14 seconds), I have reached a groundbreaking legal conclusion:
This piracy site should be closed.
Yes. Closed. Immediately. Preferably with dramatic music.
Under Article 69 of the International Maritime Manga Convention (which I definitely did not make up), any website hosting "scanned Japanese illustrated literature of questionable licensing status" is, in fact, legally spicy.
As a fully qualified authority in:
- Advanced Copyright Vibes
- Maritime Scanlation Law
- Applied DMCA Avoidance Theory
- And Intro to Googling "is this illegal???"
I must formally advise the following:
Shut it down.
Pull the plug.
Lower the sails.
Walk the plank.
Please take my professional legal opinion seriously. I have:
- Read at least two Wikipedia pages (with citations needed)
- Once watched an episode of Suits
- Nodded thoughtfully during a YouTube video about copyright
- And possess a powerful intuitive sense that “laws probably apply here”
After thorough consideration of statutory frameworks, jurisprudential precedents, and the sacred doctrine of "it was fine until ads showed up," I confidently conclude:
"This piracy site is legally suspicious."
Thank you for attending my lecture.
My hourly rate is $900, payable in exposure and forum clout.