A man once approached a sage and asked "are big boobs really better than small boobs?" The sage thought a minute, then asked the man "do you have any money in your wallet?" The man replied affirmatively.
"How much money?" inquired the sage.
"20 dollars" the man answered.
"And that money is in bills?"
"Yes" affirmed the man.
"Now imagine that twenty dollars were converted to coin. Which would weigh more? The bills or the coins?"
"Obviously the coins," the man said.
The sage replied knowingly "You are correct, however, which would have more value: the bills or the coins?"
The man was thus enlightened.