My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 3 Ch. 196.5 - GameGirl™ (Single Image Omake)

[Kaito57]

Gosh, she's such a cutie patootie !!

 

[Ropoloid]

Yes, wife, this handheld game console is crucial for development of our child, because she is looking at commercials.

 

[KuroeNekumi]

I swear to God if I have children they're not going to get a toy with batteries until they can buy it themselves

Dude, they still make remote-controlled vehicles/robots, electronic toy instruments, there's...ok those are the ones I consider fun and productive for a kid to play with (don't think battery-powered dolls/figures with sound effects are all that productive, to try and convince you of their value - compared to non-battery-powered dolls/figures).

But regardless, the point is there are cool toys you can give your child, that use batteries, which don't simply use a digital screen.

 

[friendly]

hahahaha ohhh shes so CUTE. Sorry buddy your life belongs to Mario in 2 years.

 

[Orpheus7]

Typical father parenting

Where's the mom strangling the kids because of depression panel?

 

[isoycrazy]

Where's the mom strangling the kids because of depression panel?

Hey! Too low!

 

[Orpheus7]

Hey! Too low!

Too soon

 

[bornonamonday]

Dude, they still make remote-controlled vehicles/robots, electronic toy instruments, there's...ok those are the ones I consider fun and productive for a kid to play with (don't think battery-powered dolls/figures with sound effects are all that productive, to try and convince you of their value - compared to non-battery-powered dolls/figures).

But regardless, the point is there are cool toys you can give your child, that use batteries, which don't simply use a digital screen.

Its not the games or the cars that are the threat to your peace and sanity. Its the talking ones.

The battle sounds straight from the movie, in a bad imitation of the actor, repeating over at the press of a button that is better built than the entire toy, loud as fuck repeating phrases that last five minutes talking toys.

Hell comes in AA powered plastic and their grandparents, aunts and uncles buy it on purpose.

 

[KuroeNekumi]

Its not the games or the cars that are the threat to your peace and sanity. Its the talking ones.

The battle sounds straight from the movie, in a bad imitation of the actor, repeating over at the press of a button that is better built than the entire toy, loud as fuck repeating phrases that last five minutes talking toys.

Hell comes in AA powered plastic and their grandparents, aunts and uncles buy it on purpose.

...which is why I put the "don't think battery-powered dolls/figures with sound effects" part? They're more annoying/"attention catching" more than anything else.

Have kinda fond memories as a child of a robot I liked with sound effects, but the super-bitcrushed and loud voiceline it spoke ad-nauseum was too annoying for me even back then. At least the movement and lights were fine and cool enough, and not just pressing a button as far as I remember...but I would've ripped out the speakers if I knew how without compromising the rest of it.