Okay but to be fair that first example would have me fold like a lawn chair in a hurricane too (especially if someone like Akanabe said it to me). Calling the editor to use her natural anti-rizz was probably the best call.
I dunno, the original line about having a charged phone sounded more like a veiled insult to me than a pickup line. Something like "yeah, I figured this guy wouldn't have that much of a social life, so he wouldn't use his phone as much".
The funniest thing about how she folded is the "...". That means she paused, thought through and processed the situation, and still went "Absolutely". Made for each other.