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penrill Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 27, 2018 Messages 85 Friday at 3:49 PM #2 Well, lore-wise Jimmy is HEAVY and smells. Irrefutable Proof
jackjack9 Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 8, 2023 Messages 7,544 Friday at 3:49 PM #3 Cat: "I know I'm heavy. That's why I'm taking a nap on your lap!"
K kHaniken Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 26, 2019 Messages 226 Friday at 3:52 PM #5 Weight of his sins cannot be measured
Jergens Dex-chan lover Joined Sep 4, 2018 Messages 689 Friday at 4:22 PM #8 It's a fundamental law of the universe. You just don't move a cat off your lap until they decide to get up.
It's a fundamental law of the universe. You just don't move a cat off your lap until they decide to get up.
red168 Dex-chan lover Joined Dec 3, 2025 Messages 120 Friday at 4:38 PM #9 "Men i wanted to work but the cat got on my lap and i can't now, such a shame"
R Ropoloid Dex-chan lover Joined Apr 1, 2019 Messages 135 Friday at 5:03 PM #10 Sleepy paralysis demon.
xanon Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 19, 2018 Messages 6,555 Friday at 5:05 PM #11 I see that Jimmy is a cat of culture.
T tremor3258 Supporter Joined Nov 2, 2020 Messages 1,657 Friday at 5:48 PM #12 Circulation is for non-cat owners.
Angry_Aguri Double-page supporter Joined Oct 5, 2024 Messages 132 Friday at 5:58 PM #13 as i'm reading this, my 13 y/o senior kitty is curled up on my lap.
Hitspark Dex-chan lover Joined Feb 13, 2020 Messages 1,578 Friday at 8:41 PM #14 No matter how light the cat, the weight of your guilt will crush you if you move.
Orpheus7 Dex-chan lover Joined Aug 22, 2025 Messages 628 Friday at 11:23 PM #15 Jimmy getting more screen time than Roy
D DIMOHA25 Dex-chan lover Joined Mar 22, 2025 Messages 295 Yesterday at 4:36 AM #16 Yep, my fat and stinky cat is on my lap this very moment, how could you tell?
NarlepoaxIII Dex-chan lover Joined Nov 10, 2024 Messages 386 Yesterday at 2:51 PM #17 I've owned cats, and I always just picked them up, gave 'em a kiss on the head, and put them in my warm spot on the chair. They're never too upset by this. They just curl up and go back to sleep.
I've owned cats, and I always just picked them up, gave 'em a kiss on the head, and put them in my warm spot on the chair. They're never too upset by this. They just curl up and go back to sleep.
luigiymario2 Funny title with a cherry on top Group Leader Joined May 24, 2018 Messages 5,214 Today at 6:57 PM #18 Darn cats on laps always tire one's laps lol