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penrill Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 27, 2018 Messages 85 Yesterday at 3:49 PM #2 Well, lore-wise Jimmy is HEAVY and smells. Irrefutable Proof
jackjack9 Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 8, 2023 Messages 7,540 Yesterday at 3:49 PM #3 Cat: "I know I'm heavy. That's why I'm taking a nap on your lap!"
K kHaniken Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 26, 2019 Messages 226 Yesterday at 3:52 PM #5 Weight of his sins cannot be measured
Jergens Dex-chan lover Joined Sep 4, 2018 Messages 687 Yesterday at 4:22 PM #8 It's a fundamental law of the universe. You just don't move a cat off your lap until they decide to get up.
It's a fundamental law of the universe. You just don't move a cat off your lap until they decide to get up.
red168 Dex-chan lover Joined Dec 3, 2025 Messages 119 Yesterday at 4:38 PM #9 "Men i wanted to work but the cat got on my lap and i can't now, such a shame"
R Ropoloid Dex-chan lover Joined Apr 1, 2019 Messages 135 Yesterday at 5:03 PM #10 Sleepy paralysis demon.
xanon Dex-chan lover Joined Jan 19, 2018 Messages 6,529 Yesterday at 5:05 PM #11 I see that Jimmy is a cat of culture.
T tremor3258 Supporter Joined Nov 2, 2020 Messages 1,653 Yesterday at 5:48 PM #12 Circulation is for non-cat owners.
Angry_Aguri Double-page supporter Joined Oct 5, 2024 Messages 131 Yesterday at 5:58 PM #13 as i'm reading this, my 13 y/o senior kitty is curled up on my lap.
Hitspark Dex-chan lover Joined Feb 13, 2020 Messages 1,578 Yesterday at 8:41 PM #14 No matter how light the cat, the weight of your guilt will crush you if you move.
Orpheus7 Dex-chan lover Joined Aug 22, 2025 Messages 628 Yesterday at 11:23 PM #15 Jimmy getting more screen time than Roy
D DIMOHA25 Dex-chan lover Joined Mar 22, 2025 Messages 295 Today at 4:36 AM #16 Yep, my fat and stinky cat is on my lap this very moment, how could you tell?