Yuri_lover0-0

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Today at 2:28 AM

In honour of my only fan @Chen.png i will be preforming a series of jokes!
So recently I bought this new electric fan since @Angry_Panda stole all my fans and I gotta say it truly blew me away with its cooling abilities! My favourite band is going on a world tour soon and their posts are really fanning the flames of the exitment! Listen man I’m struggling fans are hard to pun with and yet so easy. Oh guess what tho my mom shares the same birthday with mustache man just realized that

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Today at 12:15 AM

After fan backlash we have made the regretful decision to cancel our daily program of “Daily Dad Jokes With Yuri!”






SIKE LOSERS YOU CANT STOP MEEE
What did the blind guy say when he walked into the bar?

Ow

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  robertelch

• Sunday at 8:28 PM

Because you're apparently chronically unfunny, I have a funny German joke for you:

Two skyscrapers are sitting in their basements during an earthquake. One skyscraper says, "I'm scared!" The other says, "Don't worry, I have a yogurt in my bag!"

No need to thank me

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Sunday at 5:56 PM

When your chronic illness is chronic illnessing I ate one German chocolate for Easter and my ibs decided that was to much and I needed to have an episode T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Sunday at 5:51 PM

Hehe since you all loved my dad jokes so much yesterday Im making a seriessss! I know you guys are so hyped.
Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Sunday at 4:38 AM

NOOO I JUST SPENT A SOLDI FEW MINUTES WRITING A POST AND THE SITE JUST RELOADED. IT WAS A LITERARY MASTER PIECE OF PURE SARCASM AND SATIRE UPDATING U ALL TO MY BUS PAIN CURSE YOU BAD INTERNET CURSE YOUUUUU

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Sunday at 4:03 AM

Here’s your daily dose of dad jokes with me! What do you call a bee that gives milk?

A boobee

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Friday at 12:21 AM

KILL ME NOW OMG. I was reading some manga that I couldn’t find on here and an ad popped up with a cat girl and her tits were out. That’s fine just click x idc. BUT BEFORE I COULD SOME DUDE JUST LOOKED IVER MY SHOULDER TO PULL THE CORD TO ASK FOR A STOP AND OMG SAW MY SCREEN!! T-T Wai why do all my experience happen on public busses lol?? Like all my posts happen on a bus wth

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Wednesday at 12:12 AM

this bitch ass 12yr old boy is sitting in front of me and our public bus has openable windows and he has them open. It’s blowing in my face and I told this little ass kid to close the window SEVERAL TIMES AND HE HASNT. I manually closed and he opened it again. Just a dumb boy acting like his gender idc. Couple stops later he’s just moved and opened the other window blowing into this woman’s face and she just full on slammed that thing up he tried to open it but she’s like six foot toned and amazing just glared at him omg it’s so beautiful.

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 15, 2025

When your reading the saddest manga ever but your in public and can’t cry. I’m reading My Wish to Fall in Love With You Until You Die and I’m on a public bus so I can’t cry or react but I’m so sad and omg T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 15, 2025

I’m writing a research paper on Christian marriage db rates and it’s fascinating! I mean db is horrible and disgusting but the rates are somehow exactly what I was expecting and not? The way the culture lets db happen is crazy. Idk why im posting this on here but I am prob cause my friends aren’t nerds and don’t care about my research T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 15, 2025

ignore me reading yaoi like a traitor.. I’m sorry it’s just so good! T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 15, 2025

Wai just realized I’m dex-chan lover! Yayyy

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 13, 2025

My noodles are bloated T-T very sad day but at least I’m watching Mononoke in theatres!! It’s sub because I’m not a heathen

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 12, 2025

Had a dream where I started a petition to evolution to make human females have pseudo penises. And thinking about it now honestly it isn’t a bad idea. Several soecies have a pseudo penis. It’s basically an enlarged clit. And yuri sex would get better in books soooo much more opportunity and lesbian sex irl would get so much better cause like as a lesbian just gonna admit it guys have better gay sex than us girlies. Anyways random tangent im posting on here cause my friends would think im crazy.

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 11, 2025

@UnnamedPlayer HOW DARE YOUUU!! You put some wholesome yuri to read and I love zombies so I read stitch you back together. AND A LITTLE BABY GIRL I IMMEDIATELY GIT ATTACHED TO DIED WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHOLESOME
Edit: NOW SHES A ZOMBIE TOO BRO THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME I WANT TO CRYYYY

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 10, 2025

Update on the depressing yuri. I read all the recs(yes I have no life)and am now sufficiently sad and I cried(yayy)

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 9, 2025

Swear I’m not shitpostign anyone got any depressing yuri?

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 9, 2025

Just saw Killing Stalking in a bookstore. They’re allowed to sell that?? Like ummm that’s allowed. Nvrm they have fourth wing and Sarah J mass so that’s worse lol

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Apr 9, 2025

OK JUST FINISHED READING ALL OF KONKREET MANGA. THE MOVIE WAS A MASTERPIECE I CRIED SHUT UP OMG.