You ever see a cute white dove on the street and you look at it's little red beak and red feet and you look at it's dirty chest and you just want to take it home wash it up nurture it and grow it as your own so you can turn it into a war machine as your own drone to take down all the government drone birds cuz birds arent real and then you figure out the illuminati is full of dinosaurs cuz theyre the oldest birds and they only pretended to be extinct so people wouldnt suspect the truth?
