Ate three apple slices and a small two inch pastry for breakfast. Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Final update! I stole a cookie from the venue- I mean I bought the food *wink wink
My meds have worn off and I’m genuinely starving sry for the shit post but I pity old people. I’m sitting next to this old lady with a cookie box, flowers, and money for someone preforming I assume and I realized that if that was my grandma I would probably say thank you and hug her and then run off like some loser and I see this old lady and she obviously cares for this person so much and I feel pity. Old people are sad and now I’m sad and hingry
Update on the food thing hoping I can maybe weezle some food out of someone idk man I’m starving I have an hour to go. At least the show is cool(omg kill me please I haven’t eaten in almost 10 hours)
Haven’t eaten since breakfast which was just a leftover slice of pizza. Had breakfast at 7 it’s now 6:40 I’m at an event for my friend I was helping him finish sewing the costume and putting on the makeup and so I didn’t have chance to eat and the event has food but you have to pay for it and I don’t have anymore money on me and I’m seated right next to the food and I want to cry
I want to donate to mangadex cause if this goes away I’m going to have a mental breakdown but the only donation is the monthly pay one does anyone know if that’s the only donation or if there are others?
Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What do you call a cat who bowls?
An alley cat
Just saw a video of some girl trying to argue that her fave anime had suchhh a sad and horrible ending and me a banana fish fan staring at the post -_-
Have yall noticed people saying the R word more? Like recently I feel like I’ve been hearing rly often. One of my friends said it and I had a long conversation with them on why they shouldn’t say that word and then they just shrugged it off one less friend i guess but still it’s pretty concerning.
Just talked to someone who didn’t know mr rogers. Had to show him me rogers and played him the theme song which is sad but at least he said the theme song was fire so at least not all hope is lost
You ever just ship random people you see? There’s these two boys on my city bus rn they just got on and one said ima kill you and the other was just like okay! In the happiest tone ever and the other guy was like that’s a death threat dummy and jokingly slapped his shoulder and oml- there so cute loll
My thing just completely glitched out and reverted to html kinda base website for a second when logging in lol
Was doing search and I realized they removed the pornographic content rating? Eh idc I don’t rly read that stuff but anyone know why?
Daily dad jokes with Yuri!
What do you call an Italian astronaut? A specimen.
Omg me and my group for our final had to work on genetics me and 1 guy did all research and field stuff and this 1 girl was annoying complaining and stuff. I tried to compromise it didn't work. She was acting like a toddler it was horrible me and the other guy just did the work but with just 2 of us and not 4 was bad.
Daily dad jokes with yuri!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!
Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is
Watched episode one of sword of the demon hunter and dam mc annoying if only his demon sister was the mc it would be amazing
Just finished watching the importance of being earnest and god I love theatre. Oscar Wilde is a geniusss ahh -
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