Yuri_lover0-0

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Today at 12:48 PM

Since my last post was very thoughtful per my contract I now need to post some rly stupid shit. Welcome to daily dad jokes with yuri! A viewer mentioned that these may not be daily but we’ve already paid the trademark.
Why did the chicken go to the KFC?
It wanted to see the chicken strip! and as a special treat I’m giving you all a statue I found online portraying some feathers being ruffled and just had to share.

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Today at 11:06 AM

I’ve been reading a lot of romance manga recently and I think the reason it never feels that good is because people don’t understand the nature of love between two individuals. Love is like loving the little things that’s when you fall in love it’s not when they fight off a whole bunch of people and save you it’s when you can get pure joy from their reaction to coffee in the morning and you like how they look when they’re disheveled and just woke up that’s love and romance in media fails to realize that

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Yesterday at 7:56 PM

When you’re crying so hard your Face ID doesn’t recognize you (^-^)

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Yesterday at 12:13 PM

Arrived for the pride parade in Scotland and there’s three guys in rainbow kilts playing the bagpipes scotlands amazing lol

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• Saturday at 12:01 PM

WHY DO EUROPEANS NOT HAVE AIR CONDITIONING ITS 85 F AND OMG IM SWEATING MY TITS OFF

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Thursday at 9:26 PM

Update on my plane journey I guess I’m going to kill somebody maybe myself I’m in the boarding area and some asshole brought their baby and it won’t stop screaming omg ahhhhhhhhh im going to bash my brains in five hours of a baby crying T-T

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• Wednesday at 9:45 PM

Have to go on two plane rides tomorrow ones 8 hours and the others 5 I also can’t sleep on planes hope yall will show up to my funeral

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Jun 17, 2025

I’m insanely bored give me your best anime. Not one you think I would like and not mainstream either I want your faves the niche anime’s from a studio with only one season an anime from the 90s that has 20 seasons but no one’s heard about it give me those animes

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Jun 12, 2025

Oh god bus adventures continued I guess it smells like burning tires and portapottys I don’t know why but everyone is dying and I want to hurl it’s so bad. This old lady keeps on coughing and I think maybe it’s the tires burning?? I don’t know but it’s not even 9 in the morning yet my meds and coffee haven’t kicked in and old the smelllll ahhhhhhhh. I have my sleeve in my face but it isn’t stopping the smell

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Jun 10, 2025

When your crying so hard your Face id doesn’t recognize you T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Jun 7, 2025

HELPPP. Omg so I was doing experimental makeup like giant purple and yellow eye shadow cause I had nothing to do(btw it looks fabulous but not the point) and my neighbor came over and asked for a cake pan and I forgot I had the makeup on and she just left with my pans and now I’m dying cause she saw the makeup

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• Jun 7, 2025

Hehe me drinking tea happily after rejecting all of my friends asking me to hang out because I’m an introvert who’s slowly ruining all of her relationships T-T

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 30, 2025

Ate three apple slices and a small two inch pastry for breakfast. Daily dad jokes with yuri!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

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• May 30, 2025

Final update! I stole a cookie from the venue- I mean I bought the food *wink wink

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 30, 2025

My meds have worn off and I’m genuinely starving sry for the shit post but I pity old people. I’m sitting next to this old lady with a cookie box, flowers, and money for someone preforming I assume and I realized that if that was my grandma I would probably say thank you and hug her and then run off like some loser and I see this old lady and she obviously cares for this person so much and I feel pity. Old people are sad and now I’m sad and hingry

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 30, 2025

Update on the food thing hoping I can maybe weezle some food out of someone idk man I’m starving I have an hour to go. At least the show is cool(omg kill me please I haven’t eaten in almost 10 hours)

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 30, 2025

Haven’t eaten since breakfast which was just a leftover slice of pizza. Had breakfast at 7 it’s now 6:40 I’m at an event for my friend I was helping him finish sewing the costume and putting on the makeup and so I didn’t have chance to eat and the event has food but you have to pay for it and I don’t have anymore money on me and I’m seated right next to the food and I want to cry

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 27, 2025

I want to donate to mangadex cause if this goes away I’m going to have a mental breakdown but the only donation is the monthly pay one does anyone know if that’s the only donation or if there are others?

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  Yuri_lover0-0

• May 26, 2025

Daily dad jokes with yuri!
What do you call a cat who bowls?
An alley cat

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• May 25, 2025

Just saw a video of some girl trying to argue that her fave anime had suchhh a sad and horrible ending and me a banana fish fan staring at the post -_-