Taogeru

Taogeru

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  • Taogeru
    I regret everything, I FUCKN REGRET IT.

    Mother of nature, oh god...
    I regret it, i won't drink that shi- again.

    Goddamn, i need one week recovery for that shi.

    (Should i share my crossdressing?)
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    a_singular_strike
    a_singular_strike
    Good, alcohol just ruins your liver in the long term. Water and tea are the best if you want to stay healthy.
    Taogeru
    Taogeru
    @a_singular_strike
    Jokes on you, i have diarrhea because i drink too much orange juice, not alcohol
    a_singular_strike
    a_singular_strike
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    How could it be? Was my observation faulty? Did someone change the variables?
    No, it can't be. Someone is playing tricks on me, my mind. This isn't right. Surely it's all @Taogeru's fault, he did something. Unmistakably I am without fault. Yes, YES. I am not to blame.

    Jokes aside, sorry for my wrong assumption (and perhaps being a bit too preachy)
    Taogeru
    OH JESUS CHRIST.
    I'm having diarrhea right now, i should have control my drinking bruh.

    I'm sitting here, on toilet making weird noises. And it's just fluid that comes out, help me.


    Is women have really high tolerance for alcohol, because seems like my wife didn't even budge at all
    Taogeru
    Does alcohol really taste bitter? And which percentage should i buy? 10%?
    I feel silly :3
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    medalion
    medalion
    Breezer, Sunrise, Smirnoff. These are generally quite sweet. There are less sweet cocktail mixes too with low alcohol. But i don't know what is offered in different parts of the globe.
    Also remember to drink water sometimes in between.
    athayanezant
    athayanezant
    Smirnoff is fine. But I like my vodka 'absolut'. There's alot of bars or liquor shops in Indonesia, idk where you live @Taogeru , but here in Jakarta, there's so many bartenders who actually will give you a good cocktail, all you have to tell them is what you wanna taste and don't afraid for telling them you're new to liquors. Bartenders will understand and give you a good drinks.
    Azurea_Mystis
    Azurea_Mystis
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    Yes.
    Taogeru
    It's been awhile since i post anything, but here i am sitting in despair. Hoping i won't get any order
    (How do i upload an image from my gallery?)
    DavidianMillerian
    DavidianMillerian
    go to some site like catbox.moe, upload your image there, wait for a link to show up, click it, go back to the forums, press the picture icon on top of your post next to the chain icon, paste your link there, click insert, and boom
    Taogeru
    FINALLY SOME PEACEFUL TIME!!!!! 😭

    Can someone help me with these cake orders, my back starting to hurt more and more.

    Also, why people so obsessed searching for a girlfriend. Like damn bro, you're not even on your league bruh.



    I feel like I'm being 🍇 by all of this orders
    (I want to punch someone who's ordering 10 different cakes at the same time)
    Taogeru
    I think hanging is one of the most painful way to suicide.

    (I'm having a cold now, so sorry if I'm can't comment)

    I'm being gang by all of this cake orders


    Maybe I'll go to bed and be sucked my soul out by my wife
    (That's like a bad idea)
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    athayanezant
    athayanezant
    I think hanging is one of the most painful way to suicide.
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    ..and the calmest way to do that thing is by drowning yourself in a water, which I already experienced it. but please never do that, shit happens and that's okay, that's life.
    [Bruh I just woke up and talk about this?! Are you for real, Ant?! smhsmh 🤦🏻‍♀️]
    Taogeru
    Taogeru
    @athayanezant
    Bruv, i think drowning will be one my worst nightmare.
    I prefer using toxic waste or getting beheaded
    athayanezant
    athayanezant
    Let's not talk about this in the morning. It's 7am and I don't even drink my coffee yet! Jesus. Live! Enjoy life. Life sucks when you stop trying to find another way to live it to the fullest! :win::hearts:
    Taogeru
    I often see a girl like yaoi but never see a guy that likes yuri
    (Maybe i should try Yuri)

    Give me some recommendations.

    Btw, why people so sensitive about "oyasumi Punpun"?
    Taogeru
    WHY IS EVERYTIME I CLICK ON RANDOM IT'LL AUTOMATICALLY GET ME INTO A BL, IT'S EVEN A MID ONE
    Taogeru
    RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

    I'm backk, baby. The anniversary was a BIG success, thanks to y'all for the idea and tips.

    But now let's rest and discuss this topic tomorrow, since tomorrow maybe I'll be haunted.

    BTW RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥

    What's diddyblud doing in the status???!!!!!

    And maybe I'll ask you guys for something
    Taogeru
    wait, since when i joined "Fed-Kun's army"???
    Taogeru
    Yo yo yo Guys, tomorrow will be the BIG DAY!!!!! 😛😛

    What is big day you ask? It's our Anniversary, it's been 2 year since we're married.

    And because of that, i want you guys give me some recommendations, any dessert or food anything.

    I'll make it on my own, to the fullest and fullfill her stomach😋😋 (i mean it).

    And since I'm a good chef (i hope), I'll make EVERYTHING.

    She still trying to seduce me, BUT it's no use. I could use the words of my doctor said, and she will give up cringe laugh


    AAAAHHHHHHHH, crying on the corner
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    Angry_Panda
    Angry_Panda
    Totally agree with @athayanezant - for an anniversary dinner you're making, do it together, and pick an easy dish that won't suffer if you get one small step wrong somewhere. Pasta's a good choice, maybe with a salad to start and a simple vegetable on the side, and something straightforward like her favorite ice cream or candy for dessert (that won't require much prep). Just keep it simple and do it as a couple.
    athayanezant
    athayanezant
    If you want a little advance, light a candle on, put one single flower on the dinner table.
    Do a little romance, create a simple yet unforgettable moment for both of you. take a note, anniversary is a special thing for women.

    fuck. now I teach a married man to be the greatest man.

    :fml:
    Taogeru
    Taogeru
    @athayanezant Be More Specific about the food,there's SO MANY pasta
    Taogeru
    Yo Guys, Me Here.
    I've Just Got Into A Hospital,The Doctor Said I Can't Do SnuSnu For A Few Months.
    Or Maybe I Must Reduce The Substances I Make,Before It Was Too Late.
    FYI: Your Sperm CAN Run Out Of It,So Don't Do It More Oftenly. Maybe Once Per Day.

    Someone Really Doing Mastur- Repeating Again And Again Before Died After Doing For About 60 Times
    (Honestly,I Need To Focus On My J*b Making Cake and Pie)
    Taogeru
    Got some suggestions from my wife, does guacamole taste better than hot sauces?
    She said it is better, but it's either my cooking is too worse or her taste bud, didn't really like it.

    But either way, avocado is fruit so... I'll make a juice and milkshake from it🤭
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    Azurea_Mystis
    Azurea_Mystis
    Mix it together, and enjoy.
    Azurea_Mystis
    Azurea_Mystis
    Also, make sure that you removed the outer layer and ends from your white onion, lest you eat a dry piece of skin, or a nasty tasting root. Before you cut the onion, rinse it with water and don't dry it. This prevents most of the eye burning that gases released from cut onion cells cause after oxidisation.
    Taogeru
    Taogeru
    @Azurea_Mystis
    Thanks for the advice, I'll do it tomorrow tho.
    My fridge still empty
    Taogeru
    Hey, Guys. Thanks for all the advice, I'm really grateful and happy to read all of you all advice.

    But be for real, HOW DO I MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT WALK, WHEN MY WIFE JUST KEEP ASKIN' FOR MORE ROUNDS, BRUHHHH.

    Don't try to lecture me "bro is tortured by his own success", IT WAS, BUT NOW ??
    NAHHH, THIS IS TOO MUCH MAN.
    I Feel Like I'll go to hospital soon, my legs always go weak
    Taogeru
    How do i help my wife to improve her cooking skill without hurting her, I'm really need some advice
    Taogeru
    Sometimes it's good not to Tell Others what's inside your head.
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    I feel like I've been searching for a long time, something that doesn't exist.
    Yet i need to find it
    Taogeru
    When I Pray For Something Good For Someone, They oftenly Got Misfortune.
    But When I'm trying to curse someone, they'll have the biggest luck of all time.
    Like damn, when i try it to pray whenever it's good or bad, God Just Give Me More of Punishment.


    Should I Stop Praying? Or not? I didn't know How this "prayers" work.


    I'm just texting this knowing damn well I'll get dried up tonight.

    Someone Please help
    Taogeru
    Did Anyone In here Got Married?
    I Need Someone To Talk About These Kind Of Relationship.
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    athayanezant
    athayanezant
    Uhmm understandable, my grammars sucks, the impression I gave off in this place is as a silly fox who's yap nonsense, but I'm pretty analytical and calculated as a woman, my bro really raised me as a woman with a brain. So try me. But hey, you could PM me whenever you're ready, if you feel uncomfortable, then please don't force yourself :salute:
    Manko-sensei
    Manko-sensei
    I know what your question is, my answer is "marrying other than for money is not worth".
    Taogeru
    Taogeru
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