@panzerkampfwagyu absolutely not, I'm beginning to question this malign intent as a reading comprehension issue... it's like a robot without mass destruction weapons, do you really have a robot if it doesn't come equipped with rocket lunchers, rocket punchers, laser beams and laser swords? Same here.
Ah good, I once knew someone who would make that exact joke, so I was somewhat cautious, good to hear that it was an actual pen.
Mechanical Pencils are pretty goated, btw.
@mylovenovels some years ago everyone who wrote a sentence with "I have a/an..." would be answered with "I have a pen" and complete the joke like the song. Just a silly thing, just like that post Banana mentioned.