i do the "nosebleed when i see something hot" trope but instead of my nose bleeding i start violently coughing up blood and die on the spot at their feet and frame it as murder so my wife gets enough life insurance money to resurrect me and then we move countries and take new names and do it again. i've already died 27 times doing this. it's easy money


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