gimme_yuri_plz

My dog lets me know she wants to go for a walk by standing and staring at me. Today, I watched a very entertaining Champions League game with 9 goals, and she stared hard at my face the whole game. Details: I had already walked her in the morning and afternoon. After the game ended, I walked her for the third time.

I went on my one-hour walk outside and it started to rain

This time, however, I had my umbrella ☔️

But I almost slipped on the ground a couple of times

Congrats on 2,500 messages. I'll challenge you to hold it until the reaction hit 10,000 without any reward for it. I just love to offering some unrealistic torture.

I am the sigmaest skibidi you'll find in these parts. My gyatt's circumference, it's over 9000, and my rizz is boundless, no cap lil bro. You wouldn't understand because you're a virgin level 0 beta gal, the type that answers "english" when asked "english or spanish".
You best friend probably doesn't fit in a 2 place canoe, I'd say she's horizontally challenged even. So much I think she should get fanum taxed by everyone, to reduce her chances of becoming as wide as your mother. Sorry little pomni, I'm 69 000 aura ahead of you, so you wouldn't understand.

I'd like to start a weekly tradition of asking music experts @Angry_Panda and @a_singular_strike for their thoughts on very questionable high-quality music.

What are your thoughts on “She Blinded Me With Science”?


SCIENCE!

I'm asking both of them, but if anyone else sees this post, feel free to leave a reply or opinion

I'm at my grandmother's 70th birthday party

@Pandas795 wish her a happy birthday, too!

I just updated my About page with images created by users

Credits to: @bigtiddyoneesan, @solstice258, @athayanezant, @yogurtman250 and @fungifordinner! Thank you, guys! 😉

Happy birthday 🎂

Have a nice day! 😉

gimme_fungi_plz

I’m a vintage 1978 Toshiba C097 Blackstripe Television. Here is my reveal selfie:

i dunno if ya like BL but...

Well then.

Anywho thanks for the follow and keep up the good work friendo!

you want yuri?
you want yuri don't you
yes, you want yuri
good dog yuri lover


here's yuri

I just finished reading Boku wa Mari no Naka (Inside Mari), and I highly recommend it. It's not your typical gender swap; it's more focused on drama and psychology. None of the 80 chapters felt like a chore or were boring.

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