i swear i've talked about this like twice now but i'm actually for realsies getting my name changed on monday . why has it taken so long for the government to get off its ass and give me my birth certificate
everyone wants an eldritch horror gf until she asks you out on a date by making animals drop from the sky into ur front yard and making their blood splatter into the name of the restaurant
we need to invent a way to give people functional tails imagine sleeping with a girl who has a big fluffy fox tail and she lets you cuddle with it while she holds you
i'm so tired of people posting "hear me out" and it's just a vaguely nonhuman but still stereotypically attractive woman or god forbid just an actual human. just a real person

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