me looking into the alternate universe where super earth accepted the illuminate's peace offer in the first galactic war and i am happily married to a 7 foot tall squ'ith woman and have a little house on squ'bai shrine
idea: spider girlfriend doing shibari and gets flustered and accidentally uses flagelliform silk instead of aciniform and ends up having to bathe you for like 2 hours to get you unstuck
i know it's probably like 90% time loop shenanigans but i think it's way funnier to imagine ariane sending out whatever bioresonance stuff she did and just all of a sudden every single active elster unit starts rushing towards leng. adler vs my 5000 magpies
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