idea: spider girlfriend doing shibari and gets flustered and accidentally uses flagelliform silk instead of aciniform and ends up having to bathe you for like 2 hours to get you unstuck
i know it's probably like 90% time loop shenanigans but i think it's way funnier to imagine ariane sending out whatever bioresonance stuff she did and just all of a sudden every single active elster unit starts rushing towards leng. adler vs my 5000 magpies
5k words written for chapter 5!! jumps up and down with joy but twists my ankle and goes to the hospital and dies surrounded by loving family after getting sepsis from an improperly sterilized operating room which gives my surviving family a large settlement payout for medical malpractice