Lowfyie

Lowfyie

Dex-chan lover From inside your mom's sheets
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  • Lowfyie
    I painted my nails white, and when I was writing stuff like 3 weeks ago, my nails were white
    What does this mean? It means that subconsciously I will now lean towards writing stuff. Thyeah, very nice of me I am SO SMART. Say it WITH ME. "Lowfyie you are sooooo smart"

    Thank you, thank you
    Lowfyie
    woah... I just learned that hovering your cursor over the title of a thread will show the first message in it if ur on pc, bonkers

    G6pGRHrXkAA1Xwh
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    Angry_Panda
    Hovering over a username will bring up some profile information as well.
    Lowfyie
    Getting back in rythim with writing after not being able to for so long is hard. Can you guys help by relentlessly bullying me tomorrow afternoon until I do it?
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    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    I do, but bad habits tend to get the better of me and I never get on with starting even though I know I'll have fun doing it
    Doedoel
    Doedoel
    I'm going to bully you with kindness so that you will feel burdened with all this unrequited expectations.

    Go, Lowfyie! You can do it! Write the most sloppiest, wet smut as best as you can!
    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    Despite what I have often commented on these here forums, and having written almost 10 chapters worth of stuff, I actually havent written smut yet... :meguuusad:

    I am getting there! Even after 7 whole chapters, Im still just getting there. I like the build up
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    Lowfyie
    "girl penis hallelujah" to the tune of Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

    Girl penis hallelujah
    Girl penis hallelujah
    Girl penis hallelujah
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you

    Saturday night and we in this gock
    Don't believe me, just frot
    Lowfyie
    Yuri fans will eat shit I laid on the floor if I tell them that its about two girls who have a hint of liking eachother in a manga. These people eat SCRAPS. They dont fare against a yuri LOVER like me, who only settles for ACTUAL YURI instead of FUCKING YURI UNDERTONES!!!!!
    Lowfyie
    Yet another yuri that has NOTHInG happening after 60 chapters and continues to have NO HINT of ANYTHING HAPPENInG that isnt those GOD DAMn YURI UNDERTONES. 0/2 yuri sclaers everywhere you see, fucking blight.
    Lowfyie
    Right. AMA for one year anniversary, but then what do I do for my 5k reaction score?
    Lowfyie
    It has been over a year since I made this account but it has been exactly a year since my debut (I consider that "collecting complexes like trading cards" post to be my debut)

    Should I so something to commemorate or..?
    Lowfyie
    whats a cloudflare? Is that why my day was horrible? And still is? This fucking internet?
    HelperHand
    HelperHand
    whats a cloudflare? This fucking internet?
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    A cloud infrastructure provider, mainly CDN services, alongside anti DDos solutions, proxies, I think domain registrations and captcha, because they have a free tier, everyone and their mom's use them in their websites

    Is that why my day was horrible?
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    Maybe, to generate entropy in their chaos patterns they use a bunch of lava lamps, maybe that has an effect in your life like a butterfly effect, tearing the veil on reality...
    Garett
    Garett
    turns out ddosing is a huge problem these days
    even the farms thought cloudflare was the best protection anyone could have
    panzerkampfwagyu
    panzerkampfwagyu
    Always good to have offline activities, like Single player games and stuff, for cases when internet == ded
    Lowfyie
    A friend, who I have had many arguments in the past about wether nipples are hot or not, has just experienced nipples and continues to deny their grandiosity. SHAME!

    Why, God? Giving your greatest gifts to those who can least see them? He said they're MID! I cant believe it! Nipples, people!
    Lowfyie
    How many regulars here have been regulars for over a year I wonder? Im really close to hitting the one year mark so I just got curious
    Lowfyie
    I laid in bed in a weird way earlier today and the right side of my back has been weird since. It really hurt right at the moment but now its like whenever I turn a little I can feel it tugging at me or something, no bueno
    Lowfyie
    I used to do at least one profile post everyday, without replying to threads, and Id watch people like BakedBanana and Angry_Panda go off with only replying to threads and other people's profile posts without ever making one of their own and I thought it was so weird...

    What have I become...
    Lowfyie
    So I was waiting at the bus stop in front of my school and I just hear this siren sound and thought "ambulance, damn" but then I see a full camo military(?) vehicle that looked like if a tank and a kia had a child just going down the street with this guy in military uniform just popped out of the little hatch thing on top looking around. I was so perplexed I didnt take a picture of it, I just didnt want to look away. Now I deeply regret not doing so because I know I wont be believed and will have to carry on this memory alone for the rest of my life.
    Lowfyie
    Yesterday (or was it the night before?) I whistled without paying any mind while doing a bit by myself to myself, and Ive been trying to replicate the whistle since then every, like, hour. Fyi, I have never known how to whistle. That one time I just somehow managed to and I just know Ill never live it down.
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    It's ok, whistling to yourself is something a lot of growing teens go through, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

    At first, a lot of people whistle accidentally, it can be scary, but you don't have to be scared, its completely normal.

    I recommend practicing with someone who knows how to do it, and they can guide you on the process, the correct lip moisture ratio, tongue positions, and muscle movements.

    Whistle responsibly.
    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    :huh:
    Basic_human
    Basic_human
    I'll teach you

    First try to sound like like snake, then hold that sound while change your mouth shape into kissing stance

    You'll get it eventually, by adjusting it little by little. I discovered that long ago
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