Lowfyie

Lowfyie

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  • Lowfyie
    I love my cat, that is why I relentlessly bully her by putting my hand on her head and calling her a fatass and pointing the middle finger at her. It's funny because she doesnt know what it means
    Lowfyie
    Do not tell me about your thanksgiving eats. Not because Im jealous but because I am sick so thinking of a cooked and stuffed turkey makes me queasy. This sucks, I hate food now
    Lowfyie
    Guys I am. Dying

    Why have I been getting sick so often? Usually I only get sick like once a year, this is the 5th time!!!!!
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    Bad luck. That's it. Don't worry, it's always worse when you age.

    Or it's just the end of your good luck. I remember that when i was your age/young adult, i was ill nearly every month...
    Lowfyie
    I painted my nails white, and when I was writing stuff like 3 weeks ago, my nails were white
    What does this mean? It means that subconsciously I will now lean towards writing stuff. Thyeah, very nice of me I am SO SMART. Say it WITH ME. "Lowfyie you are sooooo smart"

    Thank you, thank you
    Lowfyie
    woah... I just learned that hovering your cursor over the title of a thread will show the first message in it if ur on pc, bonkers

    G6pGRHrXkAA1Xwh
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    Hovering over a username will bring up some profile information as well.
    Lowfyie
    Getting back in rythim with writing after not being able to for so long is hard. Can you guys help by relentlessly bullying me tomorrow afternoon until I do it?
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    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    I do, but bad habits tend to get the better of me and I never get on with starting even though I know I'll have fun doing it
    Doedoel
    Doedoel
    I'm going to bully you with kindness so that you will feel burdened with all this unrequited expectations.

    Go, Lowfyie! You can do it! Write the most sloppiest, wet smut as best as you can!
    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    Despite what I have often commented on these here forums, and having written almost 10 chapters worth of stuff, I actually havent written smut yet... :meguuusad:

    I am getting there! Even after 7 whole chapters, Im still just getting there. I like the build up
    Lowfyie
    FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! ITS ULTRAKILL SEASON!!!!!!
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    It's somethign related to the video game Ultrakill ? Or you're just trying to steal my job and marry my chainsaw ? I've no problem you meeting my chainsaw, but i doubt you will like it so much...
    Lowfyie
    "girl penis hallelujah" to the tune of Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

    Girl penis hallelujah
    Girl penis hallelujah
    Girl penis hallelujah
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you
    'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to you

    Saturday night and we in this gock
    Don't believe me, just frot
    Lowfyie
    Yuri fans will eat shit I laid on the floor if I tell them that its about two girls who have a hint of liking eachother in a manga. These people eat SCRAPS. They dont fare against a yuri LOVER like me, who only settles for ACTUAL YURI instead of FUCKING YURI UNDERTONES!!!!!
    Lowfyie
    Yet another yuri that has NOTHInG happening after 60 chapters and continues to have NO HINT of ANYTHING HAPPENInG that isnt those GOD DAMn YURI UNDERTONES. 0/2 yuri sclaers everywhere you see, fucking blight.
    Lowfyie
    Right. AMA for one year anniversary, but then what do I do for my 5k reaction score?
    Lowfyie
    It has been over a year since I made this account but it has been exactly a year since my debut (I consider that "collecting complexes like trading cards" post to be my debut)

    Should I so something to commemorate or..?
    Lowfyie
    whats a cloudflare? Is that why my day was horrible? And still is? This fucking internet?
    HelperHand
    HelperHand
    whats a cloudflare? This fucking internet?
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    A cloud infrastructure provider, mainly CDN services, alongside anti DDos solutions, proxies, I think domain registrations and captcha, because they have a free tier, everyone and their mom's use them in their websites

    Is that why my day was horrible?
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    Maybe, to generate entropy in their chaos patterns they use a bunch of lava lamps, maybe that has an effect in your life like a butterfly effect, tearing the veil on reality...
    Garett
    Garett
    turns out ddosing is a huge problem these days
    even the farms thought cloudflare was the best protection anyone could have
    panzerkampfwagyu
    panzerkampfwagyu
    Always good to have offline activities, like Single player games and stuff, for cases when internet == ded
    Lowfyie
    A friend, who I have had many arguments in the past about wether nipples are hot or not, has just experienced nipples and continues to deny their grandiosity. SHAME!

    Why, God? Giving your greatest gifts to those who can least see them? He said they're MID! I cant believe it! Nipples, people!
    Lowfyie
    How many regulars here have been regulars for over a year I wonder? Im really close to hitting the one year mark so I just got curious
    Lowfyie
    I laid in bed in a weird way earlier today and the right side of my back has been weird since. It really hurt right at the moment but now its like whenever I turn a little I can feel it tugging at me or something, no bueno
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