Lowfyie

Lowfyie

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  • Lowfyie
    Yuri fans will eat shit I laid on the floor if I tell them that its about two girls who have a hint of liking eachother in a manga. These people eat SCRAPS. They dont fare against a yuri LOVER like me, who only settles for ACTUAL YURI instead of FUCKING YURI UNDERTONES!!!!!
    Lowfyie
    Yet another yuri that has NOTHInG happening after 60 chapters and continues to have NO HINT of ANYTHING HAPPENInG that isnt those GOD DAMn YURI UNDERTONES. 0/2 yuri sclaers everywhere you see, fucking blight.
    Lowfyie
    Right. AMA for one year anniversary, but then what do I do for my 5k reaction score?
    Lowfyie
    It has been over a year since I made this account but it has been exactly a year since my debut (I consider that "collecting complexes like trading cards" post to be my debut)

    Should I so something to commemorate or..?
    Lowfyie
    whats a cloudflare? Is that why my day was horrible? And still is? This fucking internet?
    HelperHand
    HelperHand
    whats a cloudflare? This fucking internet?
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    A cloud infrastructure provider, mainly CDN services, alongside anti DDos solutions, proxies, I think domain registrations and captcha, because they have a free tier, everyone and their mom's use them in their websites

    Is that why my day was horrible?
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    Maybe, to generate entropy in their chaos patterns they use a bunch of lava lamps, maybe that has an effect in your life like a butterfly effect, tearing the veil on reality...
    Garett
    Garett
    turns out ddosing is a huge problem these days
    even the farms thought cloudflare was the best protection anyone could have
    panzerkampfwagyu
    panzerkampfwagyu
    Always good to have offline activities, like Single player games and stuff, for cases when internet == ded
    Lowfyie
    A friend, who I have had many arguments in the past about wether nipples are hot or not, has just experienced nipples and continues to deny their grandiosity. SHAME!

    Why, God? Giving your greatest gifts to those who can least see them? He said they're MID! I cant believe it! Nipples, people!
    Lowfyie
    How many regulars here have been regulars for over a year I wonder? Im really close to hitting the one year mark so I just got curious
    Lowfyie
    I laid in bed in a weird way earlier today and the right side of my back has been weird since. It really hurt right at the moment but now its like whenever I turn a little I can feel it tugging at me or something, no bueno
    Lowfyie
    I used to do at least one profile post everyday, without replying to threads, and Id watch people like BakedBanana and Angry_Panda go off with only replying to threads and other people's profile posts without ever making one of their own and I thought it was so weird...

    What have I become...
    Lowfyie
    So I was waiting at the bus stop in front of my school and I just hear this siren sound and thought "ambulance, damn" but then I see a full camo military(?) vehicle that looked like if a tank and a kia had a child just going down the street with this guy in military uniform just popped out of the little hatch thing on top looking around. I was so perplexed I didnt take a picture of it, I just didnt want to look away. Now I deeply regret not doing so because I know I wont be believed and will have to carry on this memory alone for the rest of my life.
    Lowfyie
    Yesterday (or was it the night before?) I whistled without paying any mind while doing a bit by myself to myself, and Ive been trying to replicate the whistle since then every, like, hour. Fyi, I have never known how to whistle. That one time I just somehow managed to and I just know Ill never live it down.
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    Mangamoz
    Mangamoz
    It's ok, whistling to yourself is something a lot of growing teens go through, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

    At first, a lot of people whistle accidentally, it can be scary, but you don't have to be scared, its completely normal.

    I recommend practicing with someone who knows how to do it, and they can guide you on the process, the correct lip moisture ratio, tongue positions, and muscle movements.

    Whistle responsibly.
    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    :huh:
    Basic_human
    Basic_human
    I'll teach you

    First try to sound like like snake, then hold that sound while change your mouth shape into kissing stance

    You'll get it eventually, by adjusting it little by little. I discovered that long ago
    Lowfyie
    It needs to be said.

    Lamias or mermaids, which one's better?
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    Promised_Consort_Rance
    @panzerkampfwagyu I view it like that thing for "the delicate Denzel in distress" trope,but with a few extra steps/cute monster girl as handicap allegory

    It's just so adorable,I don't know why
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    Promised_Consort_Rance
    Also the idea of mermaids desperately flopping on land while their scales dry out,tail/spine twitching out while gasping for water just like captured fish...

    Yeah, that's also still really hot own it's own...
    Still prefer protecting and taking care of then on land tho(I think/hope)
    Basic_human
    Basic_human
    Nah... I've touch fish and snake before

    Snake is nicer to feel because their scale is smooth and cooling. Fish slimy and their scale is vary depending on the size, medium to small have plate like scale and the big one have small scale that make them feel like sand paper.

    Therefore lamia is better, reptile just that nice
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    Lowfyie
    Just finished watching cyberpunk edgerunners for the first time... :meguuusad:

    Cried twice while watching it, havent actually cried in over a year right until this

    Cried first when Maine died and then again when David died, god fuckin dammit man. When I finally stop doing every single side quest in cyberpunk 2077 and actually finish the main story Im gonna beat the shit out of Adam Smasher istfg
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    Basic_human
    Basic_human
    You watch something other than Yuri? That's surprising

    Btw I remember they want to make sequel and make it more sad and miserable.
    Lowfyie
    Lowfyie
    Yeah theyre making a season 2, its a separate story, same place. Still looking forward to it

    I just consume whatever media I consider to be good. Just so happens that a lot of yuri is good, who woulda thought
    Yuri_lover0-0
    Yuri_lover0-0
    That’s been on my plan to watch for ages and ages the more emotional damage it deals the higher up it is on the list. I guess I might watch it now..
    Lowfyie
    My cat is ao needy she really wants me to pet her but I want to sleep

    I really want to have long nails but gaming is so awkward when you press the keys on the keyboard nail first. And thats when theyre not even long, just slightly longer than normal
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    o1ivegr1
    o1ivegr1
    real. long painted nails make me feel cute but god theyre so annoying (plus its hard to throw punches with long nails, among other things)
    Lowfyie
    Apparently the last chapter of SHY came out today (I think)

    I learned after I saw the manga on the recent updates page and was like "oh I read a bit of this a while back I wonder how its going" and then I saw they removed the gl tag and was left in shambles for about 5 minutes

    I then learned that I dont really know why theyd remove the gl tag because it actually is yuri and
    the girls actually kiss in chapter 266

    (an actual canonically gay non queer bait shonen manga that got turned into an anime? Sign me up!)
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    Yuri_lover0-0
    Yuri_lover0-0
    Non queer bate shonen manga??? In this day and age?? And it isn’t just crossdessing??? Sign me up omg
    Lowfyie
    Finally, I finished writing the short ass part of the school play that Ive been holding off for a week to write and it took me like 2 hours to do. Now I can resume writing my 4000 words long chapter for my fic that I post online. Bazinga!
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