i swear i've talked about this like twice now but i'm actually for realsies getting my name changed on monday . why has it taken so long for the government to get off its ass and give me my birth certificate
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weird to think that i've been using this site for a literal third of my life
does anyone wanna be put on my tomodachi life island
everyone wants an eldritch horror gf until she asks you out on a date by making animals drop from the sky into ur front yard and making their blood splatter into the name of the restaurant
me if you even care
trying to flirt with a robot mechanic on the pilots bay but her terms of use don't allow her to generate sensitive content :/
i'm being watered 🌱 growing big strong
i haven't done any mechsploitation work in a while i can't believe i'm so off my game
puppy girlfriend who buries your car keys in the backyard after a fight so you have to go find them and dig them up at 5 in the morning
oh ... it's peak . ..
i don't play games sorry this trend doesn't work on me
we need to invent a way to give people functional tails imagine sleeping with a girl who has a big fluffy fox tail and she lets you cuddle with it while she holds you
i'm so tired of people posting "hear me out" and it's just a vaguely nonhuman but still stereotypically attractive woman or god forbid just an actual human. just a real person
i like the thing where boobs and the upper arms squish together a bit and puff out the armpit kinda do you guys get what im talking abt 🙏
robotgirl inflation fetish where you just give her increasingly large hard drives
women want me, fish want me, men want me,
imlike barely awake but i thought ofan awesome joke about my strawman girlfriend doing fallacious stuff maybe ill write it in the morning
watch out guys ‼️‼️ there's a bug happening on mangadex‼️‼️that puts exclamation mark emojis in your comments ‼️‼️if you look at manga about girls having sex with eachother ‼️‼️be careful ‼️‼️
minecraft vol. 1 by crafter2011 is such a FUCKING GOOD ALBUM!!! -
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