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KILL ME NOW OMG. I was reading some manga that I couldn’t find on here and an ad popped up with a cat girl and her tits were out. That’s fine just click x idc. BUT BEFORE I COULD SOME DUDE JUST LOOKED IVER MY SHOULDER TO PULL THE CORD TO ASK FOR A STOP AND OMG SAW MY SCREEN!! T-T Wai why do all my experience happen on public busses lol?? Like all my posts happen on a bus wth
this bitch ass 12yr old boy is sitting in front of me and our public bus has openable windows and he has them open. It’s blowing in my face and I told this little ass kid to close the window SEVERAL TIMES AND HE HASNT. I manually closed and he opened it again. Just a dumb boy acting like his gender idc. Couple stops later he’s just moved and opened the other window blowing into this woman’s face and she just full on slammed that thing up he tried to open it but she’s like six foot toned and amazing just glared at him omg it’s so beautiful.
When your reading the saddest manga ever but your in public and can’t cry. I’m reading My Wish to Fall in Love With You Until You Die and I’m on a public bus so I can’t cry or react but I’m so sad and omg T-T
I’m writing a research paper on Christian marriage db rates and it’s fascinating! I mean db is horrible and disgusting but the rates are somehow exactly what I was expecting and not? The way the culture lets db happen is crazy. Idk why im posting this on here but I am prob cause my friends aren’t nerds and don’t care about my research T-T
ignore me reading yaoi like a traitor.. I’m sorry it’s just so good! T-T
Wai just realized I’m dex-chan lover! Yayyy
My noodles are bloated T-T very sad day but at least I’m watching Mononoke in theatres!! It’s sub because I’m not a heathen
Had a dream where I started a petition to evolution to make human females have pseudo penises. And thinking about it now honestly it isn’t a bad idea. Several soecies have a pseudo penis. It’s basically an enlarged clit. And yuri sex would get better in books soooo much more opportunity and lesbian sex irl would get so much better cause like as a lesbian just gonna admit it guys have better gay sex than us girlies. Anyways random tangent im posting on here cause my friends would think im crazy.
@UnnamedPlayer HOW DARE YOUUU!! You put some wholesome yuri to read and I love zombies so I read stitch you back together. AND A LITTLE BABY GIRL I IMMEDIATELY GIT ATTACHED TO DIED WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHOLESOME
Edit: NOW SHES A ZOMBIE TOO BRO THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME I WANT TO CRYYYY
Update on the depressing yuri. I read all the recs(yes I have no life)and am now sufficiently sad and I cried(yayy)
Swear I’m not shitpostign anyone got any depressing yuri?
Just saw Killing Stalking in a bookstore. They’re allowed to sell that?? Like ummm that’s allowed. Nvrm they have fourth wing and Sarah J mass so that’s worse lol
OK JUST FINISHED READING ALL OF KONKREET MANGA. THE MOVIE WAS A MASTERPIECE I CRIED SHUT UP OMG.
Gonna watch tekkonkinkreet in theaters today so hyped!!
Just deleted Genshin after three years of playing! So pissed at hoyo rn soo three years down the drain and I have to go find another game to get addicted to
omg I’m back bet you didn’t miss me or forgot about mee （＾∇＾）
Finally read Dandadon and um is it just me but is the grandma kinda annoying. Like she’s fine personality wise but she feels like such fan service but like who is that servicing T-T
Broke my finger trying to touch grass.(I’m fine mostly it’s not broken just jammed T-T)
40 chapters in to a erotic yaoi no sex yet.. I only started it because I was in the mood to read stuff but now I’m to invested to stop -
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