And then the next page congratulates you on still being alive! And then you want to kill yourself again! And then you're told you're amazing because you didn't do it! And then...!
What an emotional rollercoaster, it truly elevates the work.
That's what drug dealers do, they pretend to be your friend and give you a free sample just to get you hooked, then next thing you know you're sucking dicks to get your next fix.