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*shakes a box of rocks* see this? You’re currently acting dumber than this! Why in tarnation would he dress a man up in drag and take him to a big ball. And then introduce him to the motherfriggin queen as his fiance! /Especially/ if he already has a women he likes. AND! AND! Even if he knows...

Paul really is like “Woman? I am a woman least of all and first and foremost Your BROTHER-IN-ARMS IN HEART BODY AND S O U L !!!!!!!”

Oop, sorry. Pretty sure he was attached as a child and is attached now too. I don’t think there’ll be any separating them anytime soon.

Imma ignore that serious ending an b thortsy instead, bc Hokuto be lookin like a SNACC. Goddamn that man is thiccc. Id like a piece of that spinneret, if ya know mean.

Yall, yall, its the fuckin crown prince she really cant do jack shit about him and she cant do anything real wild bc she kinda needs to maintain her (albeit poor, but still relatively high ranking and demanding) position in society . She’s basically doing the full extent of her capabilities...

HAH! NOAH, SHE GAAAYYYY! OOO BABY! IS! SHE! GAY! No inheriting the title for her cause she is so. Very. Gay. (Im gonna ignore that end question about her and her bro in arms bc it’s utterly overshadowed by her Locking Lips with and getting Straddled by a Lady.)

Purple hair looks to be in the 7-9 range which makes her fully capable of malicious deeds but probably still too young, stupid, and pampered to realize that she wont get away with doing that to a princess.

Thank you for the chapter! Cant wait for more!

He said white hair, its definitely her, the poor bastard.

Two emotionally constipated people who dont like to ask for things dont tend to communicate well. Im guessing her brother is bratty but extremely expressive which makes it easier for the dad to communicate with, and dote on, him. I wouldn’t be surprised if child Melissa was frightened of his...

This isn’t harem, this is a married couple and their extremely thirsty, moronic pets.

Its from his point of view and not hers so it’s highly likely it’s either completely false, a misunderstanding, or Gerald taking any interaction with the opposite sex as betrayal/cheating.

They gonna look at that blank cheque the goddess just wrote and go “i dont see an amount so therefore there isnt a cheque” like utter dumbasses.

Wait a fuckin minute here mister

Actually, Male/female twins are the most common type in DZ twins (two eggs released simultaneously), which makes sense as the probability of a fetus being a male or a female is 50/50 (So the probability [which the statistics match perfectly] of two fetuses being female or male equals out to 25%...

Why dont we just stab the entirety of that moronic fucker’s household and get it over with? 🗡\/(=3=)\/🔪

That man should not have left that room without missing some chunks or at the very least she could’ve fought back more, tried to kick ‘im in the crotch, bit the lil bastard, launched that stupid stone at the back a’ his head, SOMETHIN! Shoulda been more batshit, more fearsome; that dress...

RIP su pang’s son. We’ve yet to meet you but thanks to your father and his boss(?) you will soon be missed and resting in pieces 😔

Im sorry my dude, she done (forcibly) boinked the emperor. UwU also, she beat back an entire empires army and flat out rejected the dude who owns half the continent, you really think any plans that involve a man other than her “honeyboo” is gonna end well for any parties involved????

ACHIEVEMENT: Waifu #1 has been ACQUIRED | REWARD: HAREM skill lv.1 [smooth talking’s success rate up x1.25 and waifu inventory slots increase by 1]