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:pepehmm: his royal highness is sus and don't trust him... and sorry to say this but... Rose is making a pretty dumb move coming back with him. the prime minister, the legal wife and all the self-centred nobles are only waiting for an excuse dispose of her permanently.

:shamihuh: sorry your highness but you're a bit too grabby...

:thonk:how do you even keep something like that in your pants. obviously he's not just letting "it" hang out in the open.

:smug:lewd goddess: oh brave soul, what is your wish for the next world? :haa:Mc: i want immortality... also, give me i BIG dick. :smug:lewd goddess: ... will do, do you want to a test run? :chad: Mc: YES

:lewd: is it just me or it's getting hot in here...

:shamihuh: time for a hostile takeover...

:notlikethis: you crushed his big tity heaven dream!

:finnawoke:time to do do a spoof movie!

:facepalm:talk about a dramatic entrance! her paycheck is going to feel that.

:kek: bwahaha... that pencils case is genius!

:haa:and that was the day the subway/bus Dino urban legend was born...

:question: why is she still in a dinosaur costume? even if her school uniform was in her classroom and couldn't bear the shame of showing up in class wearing "that". she could at least change into casual wears once she got home.

:huh: now she definitely wont sleep!

:shamihuh: no thanks "bro". go get you own.

:shamihuh: lets not forget that "she's" an old man inside. this whole debacle must be very hard on "him"

:pepehmm:oh hey, scalpers! shoppers worst nightmare...

:huh: dude finally swallowed the bait whole and got pulled out. and now that she got herself the big fish she wanted, she can stop fishing.

:notlikethis: wtf!? her mom is tracking her with her phone gps...

:huh: lol, third wheel rolled away on her own.

:worry: Alfred is going to get squeeze harder than usual!