Remember kids: don’t snort the white stuff, even if it is just salt. Those crystals can tear up your sinuses, and if they hit your lungs you’re Fucked with a capital F.
A related SCP is SCP-2251, which is this but with a single episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
…wait, are we going to get the time loop basketball game too?
Isn’t that, like, all of literature? Like people go “oh the author just wanted to have the curtains be blue, it doesn’t actually mean anything” but that’s all art. We analyze what they mean, regardless of whether it was intended or not.