That head pat. Wtf, weirdo. Marking territory?
Lol @ wicked chicken ... there’s a farm near us that has silkies and they’re adorably silly looking. I’m imagining a big fox creature being chased by a tiny fluffy chicken.
This stupid bead is making her vulnerable to assault now?! What a curse! I’d be super pissed! A normal night out with your friends has to turn into THIS bc of that bead?