Step 1 : enter "Chad with a big magical dong that turns every girl into a slut"
Step 2 : change title to "My Expressionless Childhood Friend became Erotically Expressive"
Step 3 : ??? sex
Step 4 : Profit(?)
"The Sage brought things from the world he originally lived in."
"Is that place like hell?"
"Well, its not exactly... wrong."
We can't deny that now, can we?