I feel like this is an incorrect idea of what Christianity is like. But whatever, it's funny. Though the 'handholding is sinful' joke is so overdone that it's gotten boring.
I like how black, for all his insanity, can absolutely be trusted. He might put the kid in danger, but he will never go far enough to actually let him getseriously hurt.
Okay, so the main comedy isn't the girl, it's how much the guy can't stand her..... why is he dating her, there doesn't seem to be much of bond. Honestly, it kinda feels like he really doesn't like her. And I can't blame him.