Not only does he completely misunderstand.
Not only does he call out with frightening accuracy.
He doles out advice based on his wrong understanding, that SOMEHOW fits.
This dude istg
Yall realize there's a 5% chance this is going to be a mental meltdown trigger, right?
I hope it's not, but she might still have some leftover issues. Though after a year he might know better than my stupid over-calculating ass.