Like three months ago I was joking about how my cucumber plants were killing all the other plants in my garden, and that they'd get up and kill me one day. Coincidence?
"That time my dick nearly caused a world war in another world"
"God sneezed when he made my isekai body, so i look like a brutally killed corpse"
"My isekai mother got me engaged, but i'm too stupid for marriage...oh and i'm the crown prince"
That time i got crucified for using math and basic distillation in another world, causing me to be reborn as my newborn daughter (genderswap) back in japan.