gotta say, for how retarded this was, "no, john. you are the demons" seems like the perfect ending.
now to hope they forget about breaker, better unfinished than a shitshow like this.
do you want potato sponges soaked in oil? because thats how you get them.
fry your potatoes like a sane person, then infuse couple tbsp oil with whatever spices and herbs and combine that oil with the fries.