I got so distracted by other things at the start of this, that on coming back to finish I thought I was on chapter 1 of some new villainess trope subversion. Really some of these one shots really shouldn't be at all.
Did this see the spectre of the almighty axe? Chapter seemed incredibly fast paced and contrived.
Also... "I-I'm not *insert whatthefux* stwong?" Maybe, just maybe, find a different toddler lisp word...