I wish we didn't learn that 99% of people alive in this fucking kingdom are horrible people so I could think that "YOOOO THIS BITCH DONE BEWITCHED THE WHOLE KINGDOM JUST TO WRITE HER SHITTY FANFICTION!!!!"
It was just now in my brain that this city was formally known as the Town called Nowhere. Man times have changed. Glad to know that place is still fucked up.