To be fair, tarantulas apparently really do taste similar to crab. However, the proper method of cooking is to burn off the hair, then cook the spider. It even comes with free toothpicks when you're done pulling the meat out and eating it!
Man, the Yakuza honor ideal, loyalty, and work ethic actually translate really well into solid house-husbanding. I petition all Yakuza to become house-husbands!