At this point this is where I stand.
Things I want to know: what do her tears and sweat do
Things I don't want know: what do her blood, gastric acid, and (for the purpose of sparing your ears but still torturing your mind) "the runs" do.
Prepubesent Edelgard: does not care about the teacher.
Mid puberty Edelgard: mmmhm, that glisening sweat.
Post puberty Edelgard: I am soo horney I walk around with horns on my hair and no one notices. If you're human and have 2 legs you're on the menu.
That boy is young but has culture, if he were a man though he would of asked for a lap pillow aswell. Whether he get a lap pillow or a literal lap pillow is beside the point.