I've had a fujo for a friend but at least she wasn't this annoying about it.
Like, come on, pushing real people to fit into your fantasy is plain toxic, worse yet if your excuse is "this is just who I am." Ugh.
I, uh... did that with my current phone, once. Wanted to throw it to the bed, hit the bed frame instead, and ricocheted about 5 meters away. Miraculously, not a single crack.