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Blame it on the tock

Yep Only the O5 know that this shit is the fountain of youth and they’re making DAMN sure that nobody else but them has access to it

Definitely Keter Remember, Euclid means that your containment procedures work, but has to be maintained. Keep it in the box but check on it. This shit is Keter because the shot happened despite all of the precautions they did and they have no idea why it failed. Definitely a Keter scenario...

LMAO return of the Cannibal D Class Dude keeps popping up

Does this gun count as a Waifu?

Ugh the AWCY group. The Group of Interest I dislike the most. Bunch of jerks.

Yeah it’s right there, theft is one of the things that can happen to it A LOT of SCPs you really don’t want to be stolen

LET IT LOOSE GEESE ARE A BLIGHT UPON THE WORLD

The Four Ojiisans of the Apocalypse lol I approve ALSO HELL YEAH FELLOW GOOD OMENS FANS! Who’d have thunk that Pestilence would take the crown back from Pollution and go to town eh?

Lmao no kink shame bro Leave the man to his kink of getting choked

Give her the damn turtles and cows

Ah thanks for saving the series Also hell yeah Lord Blackwood

Godspeed translators Also I WANNA RIDE THE DOG EXPRESS Ahh The good Faeriefolk You don’t wanna see the bad Fey

Ah we all know where this is going I approve

Evidently they only eat hiragana letters? Could be neato friends for Cassey if so

Ah I love the devil negotiating chair. Also lol outsmart the devil.

It IS on the website. It’s either in the Explained SCPs page or the Joke ones. Also LMAO the complaints about this being shit because it’s not one of the old guards. This IS the old guard. Numbering has little to do with when the SCP was posted on the website Anyway one of my all time favorite...

THEY LIIIIIIIIVE

Aww they just showed the aftermath

OH SHIT ARE WE GETTING THAT TALE? FUCK YEAH