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Sus New Friend-Harem Member: "I can't believe you killed the giant scorpion-shaped scorpion monster I summoned to guard me while I slept! Do you know how hard it was to tame it?"

Senseless calamity on calamity violence

"Using the Brown Hornet's super powers, they naturally escaped... unharmed!"

stick win everytime

I know that there's a long and proud tradition of isekai manga having a dozen or more words in the title, but this one should be called Plot Armour.

O noes! If only there was someone right there with a magical power to instantly build anything, and who also has a whole bunch of 'trent' wood in their oversized item box. But where oh where will we find someone like that on such short notice? There are repeated bubbles in this chapter, quite...

@lumberhoss Thanks for double-checking with the raws. 6% in two seconds is still a pretty good rate, considering that it significantly slows his perceived time-rate, and can be used a third of the time indefinitely without cutting into his other magic use. Two seconds of super-speed with four...

Westley: "I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something." Inigo Montoya: "Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?" Fezzik: "Over the albino, I think." Westley: "Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?" Westley: "Oh, what I wouldn't...

@SpecialProjectY "Mrs Simpson, the police are powerless to help you." --Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons

"Little girls can have big knives... just sayin'..." --Sakura, Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep1: The Bae Cometh

We're averaging not only a death per day, but on a meta level it's a death about every five chapters.

That train ruined Yukina's whole day.

I can't imagine that she'd gain more calories than she burned in getting them.

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" Ugluk, The Two Towers

I was kind of thinking that it would be the creepy little kid who would kill somebody. Oh well, there's still time.

"It took me a while to figure it out. But just now as we were all fighting, yelling at each other, and each one demanding that we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, man, this is torture. And then it hit me. They're never going to call a train to take us to the Bad Place; they...

🎶 I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster, jump higher Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system, man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins 🎶

Secret ninja pocket If skin-to-skin contact is necessary for the magic of the secret ninja pocket to work, couldn't he just like touch her arm or something? Is sharking her and feeling her up really necessary?

If only the demon just stayed on the ground, moaning while pretending to be nearly dead after the MC's attack, his plan would have still worked. Even better, the guards would have arrested the MC and harem, as well as Dame Celes, removing an obstacle the demon didn't even know about beforehand.