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"Evacuate after ejaculate" - Sun tzu "Hiding is better than reloading" - Cpt. Price

Man... i never give candies to anyone anymore. Last time i gave it to Chris Hansen and my life changed since then.

Suck MC's dong. Girl gets low carb food, boy burns more calories and the author needs less stupid tropes to add in in the future.

That wasnt a yee yee ahh haircut. I've seen much worst in local tesco.

Beyond that hill lies a kingdom called Great Britain where asparagus replace toothbrush.

Just another day in namek. Big monkey, dragon and justin trudeau.

BROKEBACK MOUNTED AND LOADED!!!

Wish you could step back from that ledge, my friend.

Ouch! My heart. Too wholesome. :meguuusad:

Nikocadoavocado

Condom? No?

"Reject normal pill, embrace the schizo" - Dream "I dont do child diddle" - also Dream

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?" - Sister fucker

Yeah lets inflate her alright. 30kg in sounds reasonable.

It is like reading an incel manifesto...

I dont give a jackshit about the worm male. Join the fucking Snake, woman! or go back to library! Tunnel snake rules!

Nothings happen. They watched brokeback mountain.

This school was where Uwe Bohl graduated. 5 stars otherwise 5 punches out of 5.

If i wear cardcaptor sakura cosplay on work, the green helmets would be pissed and say fuck off eventhough they said i have a lot of potential.

Come on man! Just use another yen in spell field to revive karaage from graveyard and summon ben franklin in defensive position.