Is being this invested in whether or not your favourite imaginary girl ends up with some other imaginary chump that you can't even relate to the ultimate form of cuckoldry?
@LowSanity "a eunuch" is actually correct. Because it phonetically starts with a 'yu' sound, it isn't counted as a regular vowel-starting noun, like how you'd say 'a university' instead of 'an university'. Just another one of those weird irregularities with the English language.