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Damn, the tattoo really works

Lutger still salty about his nuts

If I had a nickel for every time this guy accidentally insulted a noble, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

I still can't get over how Jayars hair looks. Completely flat black, it looks like it's photoshopped on

My guy worked at a brothel and still gets flustered around pretty ladies

Not sure why, but when he offered them those peanuts, I had a sudden vision of Vlad saying "No thanks, I've got my own," and pulling a handful of peanuts from his own pocket. I laughed for a solid minute

Sorry, but how in the hell did they figure out who he is? With nothing to go off but a description and some else's name? Even if they had spies in every city in the country, he's one homeless orphan. There are maybe 2 dozen people still living who even know his name, and none of them would rat...

Buddied up with the priest to get better food, never stop hustling

Brother from another mother

Yo, why are the quest descriptions so fucking raw "War will take everything from you. All you can do is take everything from the enemy first." God damn

Gee, I wonder who it could possibly be

I hope they don't actually try and show the painting

Honestly, I can't bring myself to disagree with the old demon Lord's states aim to end the dungeon system, it seems like an incredibly racist system. What are the odds they just make him super evil so they don't have to deal with any of the legitimate problems he brings up?

It's just a flesh wound

A little lumpy fruit never hurt anyone... Unless you throw it hard it hard enough

13 pages between banishment and becoming OP, couldn't even make it a half a chapter of struggle. That's gotta be some kind of record

The prince knows exactly what he's doing with that slutty little boob window

So, last chapter be decided he wanted to learn Tai Chi and now he suddenly already knows it? Did someone teach him? Did he already know it but just didn't practice it for a while? Is he just making stuff up and calling it Tai Chi?

"This is the King." "Oh yeah, what kingdom is he king of?" "Ummmmm... Kingland"

This is setting a terrible example for relationships