Hooray! Saved by my ignorance of pop culture and inability to remember names! I have no clue who David Dobrik is, nor care. They look like either a comedic actor, a youtuber, or a serial killer.
...If the entrance changes every time, but the location of the underground part doesn't, wouldn't it be more efficient to just dig down to the place instead of seeking the proper entrance?
I can imagine the resolution of the war being essentially the Gaijin 4koma meme.
Hey guys, I've tamed an ancient dragon!
Bored guys
--that turns into a tiny cat!
Excited guys