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"Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago."

That missile launcher was actually developed to the prototype stage. It fired incendiary rockets and was meant to replace the flamethrower.

I forget, is sniffing more lewd or less lewd than hand-holding?

@lyndine2009 In Japan that type of shaggy hairstyle is often known as a wolf cut.

Where's the boobs?! The lucky pervert moments!? This is obviously a forgery, some sick fetish doujin. Bring back the real Monster Musume!

Every time I read a chapter of this I get 'Bakarina' running through my head over and over to the tune of Macarena.

As someone who's worn glasses for most of my life, I can authoritatively say that glasses are a pain in the a$$. They're expensive, they're fragile, and they get dirty really easily. Children and idiot think they're fun to play with. If I COULD wear contacts I absolutely would. If I could...

@reu Let's go with 'set' instead of 'laid'. Laid could be... misinterpreted.

@V0RTEX777 Yep, time to earn a WHOOOLE lot of atrocity points.

A win is a win, right?

@Braverave Dunno about samurai English, but Engrish is absolutely real. Check out www.engrish.com.

@Zugzwane Yep, plushies and other merch now available in Japan, including a 60cm x 120 cm (2' x 4') eggplant seal - for a mere 80000 yen.

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

The butler did it!