He can do the whole multiplication table? How far? Just 0-12, 0-20, 0-9, -∞ to + ∞ ?
Cat tails are very sensitive. You shouldn't grab a cat by their tail.
On the one hand, it's horrible and disgusting that the filthy monster ate that dirtbag cop. On the other hand, when that dirtbag cop gets wasted with that xeno, he won't be missed.
Voting through scanning a QR code with a smartphone is a really blasted stupid idea.
Just use strips of paper and some ink pens.
Looks like Shikashima will permanently become female.