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*proceeds to shatter royal bones*

Roses are red Food isn’t free Even adventurers can’t survive The .50BMG

*punches wall* Too fucking cute

Hero isn’t a dick to MC, and is actually a really good person? Help this breaks the rules

“You don’t need to know anything” Best. Fucking. MC. The truth isn’t the best.

“Dude, you rock” I like this villain. He’s cool. He gets it.

“We are the Shadow Garden” MC: *chuckles* no, you’re not

WE FOUND IT BOIS

“Will you come back to visit” “Yes” *Happy Grandma noises*

Fighting MC? Are you dumb? Are you mentally ok?

@Tecknokid123 “He must’ve bribed the teachers“ 1.The teachers are of royal descent (pretty fucking rich) so they don’t need that money 2.where’s the orphan kid gonna get money? 3. You could just look over the test itself... if you’re a teacher (so ask a teacher, maybe?)

@jimmyclear If an officer did that IRL, his commanding officer would have him demoted or discharged in a flash... The military tolerates rough training, not harassment

Imagine going into your room and seeing an employee smashing your bed with a hammer, then a new one just appears out of nowhere

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS CUTE

Slave trader: acts like average slave trader Also slave trader: is actually a decent person

You slap a supermodel and you get stalkers and death threats, but a bully beats the shit out of a poor kid and the teachers don’t give a shit. This world is fucked up, I tell ya.

OH FUCK ITS A LOLI -Sister person

ITS NOT SMALL ITS FUN SIZED

Hi, you’ve been charged with sexual harassment