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MF decided “fuck modern capitalism” Can’t blame him tho

Skidaddle Skidoodle Your dick Is now a noodle

@Didjibro Waaaaaaaaay too many loans, probably

Good story, fuck your author I’m sad now

Yo boss gimme some of that bathroom curry

Answer: YOURE A FUCKING PRICK

We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and possibly bamboozled. And we couldn’t be happier.

Well shit, guess I’m going to Brazil

@Zeltrax Okay, keep typing away from your basement while you play your 37th H game of the month, thinking that because you’re a male, and that you follow an idol to stalker-esque levels on social media, you actually have a chance at getting together with her. Either that or you’re a king from...

Holy shit that’s sad

Nice.

Thot has been slain

I mean first of all WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHASE SOMEONE THAT AGGRESSIVELY FOR 2 YEARS

get the fuckin horse

Man titties are great. No, I did not forget a comma.

Like okay bro of course he would stop the magic shit when it looks like you just gave a squid oral

Fun fact: the ice cream they are eating resembles one called Papico, which comes 2 in 1 pack, to be eaten separately. The fact that they didn’t each buy their own 2 pack and shared 1 pack instead makes this so much better and I love it.

CRITICAL HIT!

@AnimuvsMango Happy wehraboo noises

Like okay bro your relatives are literally worse for your population than an enemy army but you should be king because why? Just because you want it? You’re an incompetent, murderous, self-centered buffoon who can’t even keep his damn wives in order without killing them how are you going to run...