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"you will give us time to plan" "uuuuh yeah sounds good"

My guess is that because it sat in a vial for years, any energy in it dissipated

religious zealots?

It is, but it also feels more realistic than some religious zea- oh no, no it's not

I'm not sure whether she dislikes the furries, or if she just has pet allergies

THE HORSES??? I was fully expecting the coke fueled orgy, but the horses having sex? Wild

oh wait they're just going to have infinite Hoss. They have sex, have a kid, the kid touches the sword, badaboom he's back. Like 9 months without him, and then he gets to see a new baby

this some Xenoblade 2 bullshit

oh my god they're both complete virgins who've never been given affection, they're perfect for eachother

wow, they made the succubus a bimbo character

the sperm required dedication to work, it needed to see some monster titties

I think I see the goal. It would lead to interspecies harmony if both sides were cool with sex

I forget how the average reader is an absolute dumbass. He shouldn't just kill him. He's from a semi-powerful house, so pissing them off is a 1 way ticket to a living hell. Letting him live, having him be punished for his crimes, and stripped of everything is far better

I'm pretty sure they're implying he got his mind fucked with by the demon when they met. The only 2 kills fully of his volition were probably the knights. which was fair tbh

shhhh that would be logical

it's been 5 fucking years how did they not find out until now

it's been 5 years and they just got a new white mage? oh this is gonna be one of those "the guy was actually really good at healing" scenarios and they're gonna be pissed that healers don't work as well as he did, so they got through them rapidly

It's so fucking peak but also the most degenerate shit I've ever seen. I want to recommend this but how do I do that

she started daydreaming about snuggling with him in a locker, he's stuck now

nonono that's a crucial plot point. He loses his balls, he goes into dungeons to find a relic to get them back, he gets possessed by the tentacle beholder, he gets imprisoned for having a wacky tentacle arm, he gets involved in the prison break, fast forward aaaand now he's in with the church...