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Damn... his resting heart rate must be like 10 but his active one might just push past 300.

In this world, rules of time and space are meant to be broken.

Aw...

No matter your job, 'me-time' is paramount.

Ch1: earning the comedy tag Ch2: earning the drama tag and kicking you in the gut

Door A was just covering the wall.

They're on an ant-hill thinking they're on Everest, whilst she's on top of Olympus Mons thinking she's taking a stroll through the park.

That's a disgusting looking leg-break, eesh.

I mean, I would do the same thing.

Best wife.

I remember reading about a similar phenomenon in people. Elderly folk having this one last burst of life and clarity before passing peacefully at the end of the day.

[selling snacks and drinks to those waiting in line]

Just look at those happy faces!

There must be bags of 0- blood sitting in the fridge. Seems to be the only way to replace all the blood she keeps losing.

Quality: Peak

The 'Universetm' has decided to mess with you, meaning you'll be SOL for the foreseeable future.

She's been broken.

Follow-up: Kid hanging from a lamppost or tree or somewhere else elevated. (not dead, btw. just punished)

Pretty sure the whole city knows what's up.

Gets told he'll get smacked if he starts being too cocky. Gets smacked anyway.